GOD DAM.

Every year, same lame assed joke, i'm actually pretty worried that I'll actually catch on fire o-o
In case you didn't know, on this thursday is "Guy Fawkes Night" or "Bonfire Day" to others. It's a celebration based on a historical event, something you should look up if you don't know it.
lol.
But yea, basically people burn a straw figure (large, scarecrow like thing) and set off fireworks in a marveous display to celebrate. The straw body represents: GUY FAWKES.
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GUY.
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MY NAME IS GUY.
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PEOPLE BURN ME!

but yea, every year around this time everyone I know is like..
"Well then, only two days 'till we burn you, Guy"
"Oooh, maybe we can strap Guy to a firework!"
"FIRE SAFETY"

So yea, if i'm no where to be found on November the 5th, then you'll know why.
I'M EITHER A PILE OF ASHES OR HIDING UNDER MY BED.

Signed:
~ashes to ashes~